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sluttylittlepill:


LITERAL QUEEN

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

(via sheldony)

emerald-e-y-e-s:

omgbunnyrabbits:

Pretty bunny playing with flower petals.


bun bun bun

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

(Source: acebethchilds, via wishingforacleverurl)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gallifrey-feels:

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

(Source: saltwaterandink, via nirvanomnomnom)

lokithesnarkworld:

dolphinboy420:

WHY DO COMPLIMENTS MAKE ME FEEL 2% BETTER BUT INSULTS MAKE ME FEEL 87% WORSE I DONT LIKE THAT

two reasons:

1) we tend to believe the worst about ourselves, and

2) psychologically, we are more likely to accept evidence that supports what we already believe

whoomp. there it is.

(Source: bluelava3, via likestaypositive)

howaboutdisney:

YOU DESERVE AN AWARD AND DO U SEE KHAN WATCH HER AS SHE TURNS INTO A WARRIOR IM SCREAMING

Princess Amalia of the Netherlands and Princess Aiko of Japan
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